Mommys Little Fat Boy

Rascal Rules Fridays

Rascal sez

Aren’t I cute? Showing off my precious, beautiful white tummy. I rarely show it off. Are you impressed by it’s beautifulness? You should be.

Okay, enough of the cuteness. I do have a reputation to maintain.

Mommy, get in the kitchen and fix my stinky goodness now! It’s past 7:00 AM and I am a starving girl kittie! Put the camera down, Mommy. I’m thinking about getting mad and you know you don’t want that.

Have a good weekend every cat, and may your stinky goodness be on time.

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Wordy Wednesday

Ollie sez

Last week I said I’d tell you cats about the blue thing in the photo. A while ago, Aunt Jenny sent all of us a blue hooded raincoat. Click here and you can see Rascal modeling it. Isn’t she pretty*? Ack ack ack! Eewwww hairball! Sorry about that.

Well, Mommy and Daddy thought it was time I model it, too. And they managed to get it on me!

“Oh noooeesss! I have to get this off!”

I did get it off. Then the photoshoot from HELL* got even worse! Mommy and Daddy got the bright idea that I should model Sunny’s hat. Here is Daddy sneaking up behind me with Sunny’s hat.

Daddy got Sunny’s hat on me. But I have thwarted Mommy. It was a bad photograph of me. I was scowling, and I had that bad hat on my pretty, pretty head. No cat will ever see those photos.

My apologies for the *bad words*, but it was a really, really bad day.

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Girly Mancat Monday

Sunny sez

I don’t know what’s gotten in to my Mommy. She takes unflattering pictures of me and now she’s went and done this!

Look at it! I said “Mom, you made my background pink! PINK!” Mommy told me “no, Sunny, that’s opera mauve.” Mauve! Opera! That’s even worse! Then she put a pretty girly looking frame on my picture. Save that pretty stuff for Ollie!

If Mommy keeps this up, no cat is going to look at me as a mancat anymore.

I think I’m going to go hide behind the couch with my featherbutt orange mousie. He understands me.

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