Mommys Little Fat Boy

Wordy Wednesday

Ollie sez

Mommy told me I could get the big honor of doing the Box Meme. So I started getting all ready to show off my box and every thing that is in it. Then Mommy told me she meant the Cold Box Meme that we were all tagged by Mindy and Moe for.

Oh.

So here is our cold box. As you can see it’s very, very boring. There are expired coupons on it, some stickies for take out foods Mommy and Daddy get and Mommy’s bonus bucks which she will eventually throw away when those are expired, too.

I think Mommy stuck me with her dirty work. I think my idea was better. I also think every cat has done this, but if you haven’t, consider yourself “it”. Hee hee. Rules are at the bottom.

(Click the images to view my cuteness larger. Because that’s the only thing saving this very, very uninteresting post. Thanks so much Mommy for this honor. Next time I’ll pass.)

“A fun and simple MEME for the hot summer. Show us a photo of the front of your Cold Box and tell us about at least one thing on it and one thing you keep inside of it! Tag your friends and remember to stay COOL!”

Getting More Gravy on Mancat Monday

Sunny sez

Mommy found another Gravy Song for me. This song makes Mommy laugh a lot. Aunt Jenny, too.

I don’t know about this one though. Greasy Grit Gravy and Gizzard Greens don’t sound tasty to me. Why would any bean or cat want grease or grit on their gravy? I think gravy should be plain ol’ white and orange, or whatever color you are, but most importantly, lots of it!

Click the arrow to hear this New Gravy Song. Click me to Get Your Gravy on Mancat Monday.

Greasy Grit Gravy - Bobby Bare, Dr. Hook, Willie Nelson & Shel Silverstein

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PS: My Mommy doesn’t smoke the beannip, but I’m beginning to wonder if Mommy has been licking toads. We do have a lot of toads outside. What do you cats think? Has my Mommy been licking toads?

PS PS: Aunt Jenny, have you been licking toads?

PS PS PS: Cousin Petey, I think you better keep an eye on your Ma when she goes out of doors in to your yard.

Rascal Rules Fridays

Rascal sez

What is that, Mommy? You need me to pose beautifully as I am the most beautiful of all? Since the stinky goodness was on time this morning, I will indulge you.

Here you go. Make it quick because I must get back to my nap.

You were not supposed to snap that pose. Do not use it. Or I will sit on your pillow while you’re sleeping.

Have a good weekend, every cat! Make sure to keep your Mommys in line. No excessive photo taking and no use of the flashy on the flashy box. We don’t want our naps disturbed. Put your paws down and tell your Mommys “no”. Like I do. I rule!

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